You may have thought you knew how to clean your house, but until you have children, it’s impossible to fathom their superhuman ability to make a mess in corners of your home you didn’t even know existed: sticky fingerprints clouding the TV screen, a school of goldfish crackers under the refrigerator, Legos hidden in the carpet.
Since the cleaning responsibilities seem to never end, squeezing a few laughs out of the situation can help. Here are 27 tweets from the funny folks over on X (formerly known as Twitter).